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| My boys call me Captain Weird Beard |
Top 5 Complaints from My Wife About Mr. Beardo:
She says:
1. Too long, starting to curl (lame)
2. I break her face out when I kiss her (lamer)
3. I look like a lumber jack when I wear my flannel (cool)
4. Not neat looking ("W" whatever)
5. Bearddriff (tru dat)
Me thinks she is:
6. Jealous because the girls be checking me out :O)
7. Scared that guys be checking me out (me too)
8. Doesn't like that I hide food in it for later (hater)
9. Can't stand all the attention I give it
10. She secretly wants one
